Rather than write about myself, I thought a couple of quotes said about me might be more apt:
“Once again Rory is substituting volume for personality”
“Rory’s nothing but a shallow, bitter queen”
“I love Rory but he always smells of poppers”
“I’ve just had to let Rory go; he’s not cut out for retail”
“I thought I was talking to the good Rory; you’re the other one”
