10 Reasons to quit your Job

1.) You can go weeks only ever seeing the people in your office. And you don’t even like them

2.) You cry every Friday evening

3.) You cry every Monday morning

4.) By the end of the day you’re so hunched you can rest your chin on your knees.

5.) You go through 20 Marlborough a day and you don’t even smoke

6.) Red wine has become your ‘every night’ friend

7.) Your sole conversation is about your bitch of a boss

8.) You flinch at sunlight/ excercise/ people being happy

9.) You’ve started to play the lottery and feel suicidal when you don’t win

10.) You’re actively trying to get accidentally pregnant. Even if you’re a boy.

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