A fan once asked Dolly Parton at one of her concerts how she stayed so youthful. She replied with the following gem:

Clean Living. Avoid it, at all costs!

And she is RIGHT. We all try to be clean living, pay our taxes, work our jobs, see our family, keep up with friends and do right by the world. And, if asked, we say we should appreciate all of this, which we do, and this is the advice we would give to others. We want to be the best we can be.

But the world isn’t always so rewarding in return. Redundancy. Break ups. House prices. Rows. Lost keys. Ash clouds. Coalition government. Cancelled trains. Rain. If you could whisper fuck it; to hell with clean living, what advice would you really give?

Prepare to be enabled:

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